Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

 

malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

Interviewer: If they’re dressing up as Spencer, what do they need for their outfit to be spencer?
Troian: Well it depends, what Spencer are you?

(Source: sambuckys)

starshine-automaton:

my-caliginous-romance:

theboywholikesfire:

The Snow Queen.In an Alternate timeline, Elsa’s sister, Anna, did not survive the ice blast. A few years later, her parents were killed in a powerful storm.The unfortunate events that transpired hardened her heart and made her hateful. She became a ruthless queen, enveloping her entire kingdom with endless snow.

narnia

OH

starshine-automaton:

my-caliginous-romance:

theboywholikesfire:

The Snow Queen.

In an Alternate timeline, Elsa’s sister, Anna, did not survive the ice blast. A few years later, her parents were killed in a powerful storm.

The unfortunate events that transpired hardened her heart and made her hateful. She became a ruthless queen, enveloping her entire kingdom with endless snow.

narnia

OH

Anonymous asked
I don't know why Nickelodeon worships Spongebob like a god, jeez, is it damn hard for Nickelodeon to advertise LoK, is it too much to ask?

eskalations:

obviously it is 

lhocke:

hiphopfightsplaque:

why was nash grier making fun of asian names when his name sounds like a clearance item at home depot

Well he is a completely useless tool.

redreadspjo:

ambrosia is literally so much like medical cocaine to demigod kids. “here take this, you’ll feel way better instantly. i mean don’t take too much or it’ll kill you horribly but like”

snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

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