Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.




Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives


Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.


Hazel probably has a really strong 1940’s New Orleans accent

Jason and Annabeth and Piper probably have that adorable California accent

Frank probably says “eh” instead of “why” a lot

Leo’s probably got a very fast, Spanish accent

Percy probably talks very fast also and has the only Northern accent and everyone teases him about it




One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team


bitch I don’t care if you’ve seen me wear this shirt before I don’t have fucking hannah montana’s closet

There'll be somebody with my name, and she'll cook and clean like crazy, but she won't take pictures, and she won't be me.


Stepford wives really is the creepiest fucking film though. Both versions.

I think it’s because the bad guys are just real humans who are just able to do as they wish due to this technology? They’re….men. Disgusting pigs, but the kind of people that exist in this day and age, and that just makes me want to hide.

Stepford Wives


I just finished watching the Stepford Wives 1975 film. Oh my god.  The emotions I had watching this movie. I just…can’t..why. I don’t even want to watch the remake. Don’t ruin these feelings I have.


the colors of the sky and the water just looked looked so nice together i had to take this


the colors of the sky and the water just looked looked so nice together i had to take this