Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.
obviously it is
ambrosia is literally so much like medical cocaine to demigod kids. “here take this, you’ll feel way better instantly. i mean don’t take too much or it’ll kill you horribly but like”
walking downstairs in the middle of the night after blogging
Mom: “Why are you awake?”